2-14-08
my husband is a good man. a hard worker. kind and honest.
a great father, husband and friend.
we've been married 20 years.
but the last (and only) time I ever got anything for valentines day was just last year. I came home and found a gorgeous tiffany vase with a bouquet of the most unique and colorful flowers I had ever seen. I smiled and smelled them, then walked into the family room, hugged my husband and softly said...."so what did you do?"
he ummm'd and errrr'd for a while, protesting that it was purely a romantic valentines gesture, but I knew better.
it finally came out that a guy at work had received them and since they were from his girlfriend instead of his wife, he traded them to my husband for a ham sandwich
when he asked for the gorgeous tiffany vase back, I told him to bite my all too ample lily white ass
a great father, husband and friend.
we've been married 20 years.
but the last (and only) time I ever got anything for valentines day was just last year. I came home and found a gorgeous tiffany vase with a bouquet of the most unique and colorful flowers I had ever seen. I smiled and smelled them, then walked into the family room, hugged my husband and softly said...."so what did you do?"
he ummm'd and errrr'd for a while, protesting that it was purely a romantic valentines gesture, but I knew better.
it finally came out that a guy at work had received them and since they were from his girlfriend instead of his wife, he traded them to my husband for a ham sandwich
when he asked for the gorgeous tiffany vase back, I told him to bite my all too ample lily white ass
posted by nameless to protect the innocent at 10:53 AM
2 Comments:
Ah, husbands, so romantic. Mine's favorite trick is to do something he knows annoys the heck out of me then ask, "Have I told you lately that I love you."
My reply, "Only when I'm about to hit you."
oh man, this made me smile. that must have been some ham sandwich. i wouldn't give anything back either.
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